1 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,020 There you are love Thank you 2 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,540 Sugars on the table 3 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:49,940 Give us a cup of tea, Glad 4 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:53,900 One of these days Sid, you'll actually buy one 5 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:56,100 And I'll drop dead of shock 6 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,860 - Buy one? - Yes 7 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:01,530 Free tea is one of the perks what goes with the job 8 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,020 There 'Ow are you fixed for a quick touch? 9 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:07,035 - I beg your pardon? - I mean money 10 00:01:07,175 --> 00:01:08,780 I'm a bit glacier mint 11 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:11,900 You're always skink Sid! I'm sorry! No 12 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:16,820 - Hello lads - Hello Sid 13 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:18,900 How are you, my old Japan? 14 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,020 - Japan? - My old Japan 15 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,500 Your rhyming slang meaning friend 16 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:30,060 Not Japan! China, china plate - mate 17 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,420 Jelly good 18 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:34,820 - I don't suppose any of you could... - No Sid 19 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:38,900 - It's only till pay day - No understand 20 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,100 - Sorry please - It's alright 21 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:47,020 Gladys, give us that pack of cards from under the counter 22 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,180 I'll get some money somehow 23 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:49,740 What are you going to do? 24 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:52,420 A little game of find the lady 25 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:55,700 Nobody might want to play 26 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:58,020 They'll be enough to play when I give them the old come on 27 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,100 Come on what? 28 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:01,790 - You know I've got a quid till pay day - Yeah 29 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:05,020 If I get somebody to win that, it can't stop! It never fails 30 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,140 Now all I've got to do now is find a mug 31 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:11,020 - Coffee please - Hello mug... Max 32 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:14,580 - Max, would you... - No Sid 33 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:16,540 No, no! I'm not trying to tap you 34 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:19,900 - I thought you might fancy a game of cards - I don't like to gamble 35 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:24,060 Don't be silly! It's just a bit of fun! Come and sit down! Enjoy yourself 36 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:27,740 This is called Find the Lady! 37 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:33,090 The lady is a queen! Now there's a queen and there's the other 2 cards 38 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,970 What I do is I shuffle them about 39 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:39,980 And the object is to see if my eyes could deceive your eyes 40 00:02:40,670 --> 00:02:42,540 The quickness of my hands deceive your eyes 41 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,100 - Where is it? - There 42 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:51,100 Oh you're right! Very good! You have good sharp eyes, haven't you? 43 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,500 Sure I have 44 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:55,660 You would have another go! Yes? 45 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,500 - Where is it? - This one 46 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:04,100 Twice on the turn! You are very very good, aren't you? 47 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:07,020 - Pretty smart, eh? - No one's ever beaten me twice 48 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:11,020 I'll tell you what! If we had any money, you'd have one two quids now 49 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,700 - Two quids? - Yeah 50 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:15,900 - Do you want to try again? - Hockay 51 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:21,180 - Only this time, I bet a pound - I thought you said you don't play 52 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:24,940 My father he teach me two rules of gambling 53 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:27,180 First rule, always bet on a certainty 54 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:32,100 - You want this pound? - Yes, there's nothing wrong with that 55 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:33,140 Why not? 56 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:35,180 Now there's the queen! There's the cards! 57 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:38,020 - Where is it? - This is the lady 58 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:42,020 Three times on the trot! That's fantastic! 59 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,060 I like this game Sid 60 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,620 - Do you like it? - Yes 61 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,500 - Good! Double or Quits? - Quits 62 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:48,500 What? 63 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,420 - I dont want to play anymore - But you can't do that 64 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:57,020 The second rule my father tell me! Always quits when you're winning 65 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:04,020 Good evening please 66 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,020 Ah Ranjeet! You're late! I thought you weren't coming! 67 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,620 You missed first half of the session 68 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:13,140 A thousand apologies but I am falling asleep on the underground tube 69 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:16,060 I am going right past my getting off stop 70 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:20,020 - And not waking up until Cockiefosters - Cockiefosters? 71 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:25,035 - Perhaps you're working too hard - I am working three times too hard 72 00:04:25,175 --> 00:04:26,020 What do you mean? 73 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:30,100 Well my proper job is working on the underground railway tube 74 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:32,060 And I'm working the early morning shaft 75 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,940 - I think you mean shift - That is correct 76 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:40,180 I am working from six o'clock morning time until two o'clock afternoon time 77 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,060 Then I'm doing other job for garage 78 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:46,660 Pumping the petrol until six o'clock evening time 79 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,860 Even allowing for the time you spend here 80 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:50,050 You could still have eight hours sleep 81 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,860 Oh no, when I am leaving here, 82 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:55,860 I am working in public house until after the midnight 83 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,180 I think you're overdoing it Ranjeet 84 00:04:58,310 --> 00:05:00,660 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 85 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:04,020 This Jack, is he having three jobs also? 86 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:07,180 It's just a saying! Why are you working so hard? 87 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,700 I'm saving up for the airplane 88 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,860 - You want to buy an airplane? - No, no 89 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:13,540 Just a ticket, to Punjab 90 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,060 You're not leaving us, are you? 91 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,540 Only for one weekend 92 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:20,180 My mother is being sixty years old this week 93 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:24,060 So I am giving her the big surprise of myself 94 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:28,100 I am now having the money for the airplane ticket 95 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:31,130 Two hundred and thirty English pounds 96 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:33,540 That's a lot of money to carry about Ranjeet 97 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,580 You could get mugged on your way home 98 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:38,020 You are speaking absolute wisdom 99 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,580 - Here, you keep for me - Me? 100 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:42,940 Most definitely, then if I am being mugged 101 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,540 The mugger man will not find money 102 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:48,820 - It's too big a responsibility - Please 103 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,140 You keep for me until tomorrow 104 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:52,740 - Then I buy ticket - Very well 105 00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:54,620 Thousand thank you 106 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:58,470 Right! Come along everyone! We have a lot of work to do 107 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,140 Quickly now! Go on 108 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:05,620 Right! Now, for the rest of this evening, we're going to have a debate 109 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:09,020 Can anyone tell me what the word debate means 110 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:12,100 And I don't want to hear anybody say debate is what you put on the fishing line 111 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:15,740 Can anybody tell me what a debate is? 112 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:19,540 Come along! Su Lee, what is parliament noted for? 113 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:22,900 Collupt poriticians making unjust raws to oppless working crasses 114 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:26,020 Agreed! We call that debating 115 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:28,180 Quite simply it means to discuss or dispute a given subject 116 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:29,940 That is what we are going to do 117 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,900 Do you understand what we are talking about Zoltan? 118 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,620 We're going to have a debate, an argument 119 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,660 - Fight? - No, no 120 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:40,180 Not with fists, with mouth 121 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:46,540 - Kiss - No, with words 122 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:48,420 Just do your best to follow us 123 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,720 Now the first thing we need to do 124 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,020 is find somebody to chair the debate 125 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,060 - I'm good at that - Have you done it before? 126 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:58,740 Sure, every Saturday, I go to chair my football team 127 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:01,900 I'm talking about chair, not cheer 128 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:03,130 - Scusi - Right 129 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,620 I shall be the Chairman 130 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,980 - Now what subject shall we debate? - Girls 131 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,540 Girls is not a subject 132 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:13,940 Subjects for debates are in the form of questions 133 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:17,770 For example, should men and women have equal pay for equal work? 134 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:20,020 Should capital punishment be brought back? 135 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:22,140 Should Enoch Powell be deported? 136 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,140 Thats the general idea 137 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:28,180 For our debate, I think we'll take the subject of Television 138 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:32,980 Is Television a good or bad influence on the community? 139 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:37,100 Now we need two proposers and two opposers 140 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:40,420 In other words, two to speak for good and two for bad 141 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:43,180 - How about you Juan? - Por favor 142 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:49,020 - Good or bad? - Sometimes I'm good 143 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,180 Sometimes I'm bad 144 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:55,940 Not talking about you personally Juan! 145 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,860 Do you think television is good? 146 00:07:57,990 --> 00:08:01,610 Sometimes good, sometimes bad 147 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,940 Make your mind up Juan 148 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,900 In a debate, you can't sit on the fence 149 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:12,780 Not sitting on fence! Sitting on chair 150 00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:14,860 Look forget I asked you 151 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,420 - What you ask me? - Forget it 152 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,660 How can I forget if I don't remember 153 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:23,820 - Never mind - Alright 154 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:28,180 - Taro you can be the 1st proposer - Ah so 155 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:34,180 Now we need a lady, Jamila! You can be the 2nd proposer 156 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:37,060 Now two opposers 157 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:40,130 - Ali, How about you? - Yes please 158 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:42,060 And Danielle 159 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:44,100 - Am I good or bad? - Bad 160 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,980 I like being bad! Because when I am bad, I'm very good 161 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,940 Just remember, we're talking about television 162 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:55,020 Now, pay attention everyone 163 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:59,100 Taro will speak first with the proposition that television is good for the community 164 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:00,980 - Go ahead Taro - Ah so 165 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:07,540 Television is very goodo for everyone 166 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:12,500 More people watcho, more people buyo 167 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:17,460 And Japan make besto television 168 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,550 Japan make besto everything 169 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:25,940 - Cars, cameras, radios... - Thank you Taro 170 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:29,020 Remember you're speaking about television not doing a commercial for Japan 171 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,060 Ah so 172 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:37,660 Television is goodo for teaching 173 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:43,090 I learn many English words from televisiono 174 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:46,630 Like 'what a gay day' 175 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:54,740 And 'Don't forgeto fruito gums mum' 176 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:56,900 Thank you Taro 177 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:02,740 Danielle, would you please present your case against television 178 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,140 Oui 179 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:08,820 I think television is very bad 180 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:11,980 Because it makes people stay up at night 181 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:15,020 Instead of going to bed to make love 182 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:19,620 Not everybody wants to go to bed to make love 183 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:23,900 That's right! Sometimes, it's much better to make love outside 184 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:30,100 In Sweden, we make love everywhere 185 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:36,020 I think we're getting... You do that? 186 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,660 Getting off the subject! Now, come along! 187 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:44,620 Make love much better proposition than television 188 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,620 Stick to the point please Danielle 189 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:52,020 I think television is very bad for the eyes 190 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,920 Yes and also bad for the legs 191 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,570 - Legs? - Sí 192 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:02,980 My brother Miguel, he had bad legs from his television 193 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,930 Juan, how can your brother have bad legs from his television? 194 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:08,130 He dropped it on his foot 195 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,940 I shouldn't have asked 196 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,020 Carry on Danielle 197 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,780 I cannot think of anymore to say after this 198 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:22,860 Jamila, would you like to present your case for the good of television? 199 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,820 I like very much television 200 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:32,540 The television makes people happy with many good programs 201 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,060 Like Carnation Street 202 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,700 - Coronation Street - Yes 203 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,900 Last week, I am watching This Week 204 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:43,490 How can you be watching this week last week? 205 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:46,550 This Week is the name of a programme, Ranjeet 206 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:47,890 A thousand apologies 207 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:52,140 And also, television is for free 208 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,740 - You have to buy the licence - What licence? 209 00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,980 - Haven't you got a television licence? - No, no need licence 210 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,140 - I'm sorry Jamila but you do - No 211 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,620 Look Jamila, it's an offence not to have a license 212 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,035 If the detector van comes round you could be heavily fined 213 00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:11,060 - No - Don't argue Jamila! It's the law 214 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,660 - Not for me - Why not for you? 215 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,140 No have television set 216 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,420 Watch next door! They have licence 217 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:24,700 Thank you Jamila 218 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,460 - Ali, your turn - Jolly good 219 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,980 I am thinking television is very bad 220 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:36,100 Because it is showing too much of the violence 221 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,100 - A good point - Thank you 222 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:43,130 Last night, I am seeing somebody being drowned, then shot 223 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:46,130 And then having their heads chopped off 224 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:49,020 What was that? The Professionals or Starsky and Hutch? 225 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,730 Tom and Jerry 226 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,940 Excuse Mr. Brown, can you spare me a moment? 227 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,020 Just a minute Miss Courtney 228 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,180 We're running in the middle of an interesting debate 229 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,140 - Could you wait just a minute please? - Certainly not 230 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,820 - Very well! Giovanni, out here - Certainly sir 231 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,060 - Would you take the chair? - Sure 232 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:13,860 - No I mean will you chair the debate - Scusi 233 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,100 Let Ali finish, then throw it open! Give everybody a say then take a vote 234 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,790 If I'm still not back by then, you can dismiss the class and go home 235 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:21,820 Hokey 236 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:29,820 Okay, you heard what Professori said 237 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:31,900 Ali's to finish 238 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,820 We have a talk, we have a vote 239 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,100 - Then we go home, ok? - Alright 240 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,180 - You finished Ali? - No I haven't 241 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,140 - I was... - You finished 242 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,100 Anybody wanna talk? 243 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,810 Ok, we take a vote 244 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:50,020 Everybody thinks Tv's okay, put up hands 245 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,820 Everybody who think Tv's not ok, put up the hands 246 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,180 We call it a draw! Class dismissed 247 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:01,980 Going somewhere? 248 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,180 Would you care for a drink Miss Courtney? 249 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,340 No thank you Mr. Brown 250 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,860 I want to get to the Post Office to catch the last post 251 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,700 I wonder if you'd post a letter for me 252 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,810 - Yeah certainly - Good 253 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,140 This is the one 254 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,060 - Good night Mr. Brown - Good night 255 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,700 - Another day done, Sid - Worse luck 256 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:27,450 - I'm always glad to get home - You wouldn't be if you lived with my missus 257 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,980 - Oh hello - What's the matter? 258 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,700 Here! It's full of bees and honey 259 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,940 - I wonder whose it is - I know whose it is now 260 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,710 Don't you think you ought to take it into the police station? 261 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:45,035 Don't be ridiculous! It's finders keepers! 262 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,403 Enter! 263 00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:14,993 Mr. Brown 264 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,403 - Hush - Don't you shush me 265 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,298 Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble 266 00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:21,123 You certainly are! You're ten minutes late! 267 00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:25,923 Worse than that! I lost 230 pounds that Ranjeet gave me to look after 268 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:28,433 - How on earth did you manage to do that? - I have no idea 269 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,283 It must have fallen out of my pocket! I've looked everywhere 270 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,443 I went to the police to ask if anyone had handed it in 271 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:33,883 They just laughed 272 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,003 - What am I gonna tell Ranjeet? - The truth Mr. Brown 273 00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:38,963 You'd better do it in private 274 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:43,403 You can use my office! I'll send him to you 275 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,323 I suppose the direct approach would be best 276 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,483 Ranjeet, I've lost your money 277 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:55,363 No, that's too harsh! I should soften the blow a bit 278 00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,403 Ranjeet, come in 279 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,403 Have a seat! Would you like a cup of tea? 280 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,743 Ranjeet, I have something to tell you 281 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:08,203 - Are you sitting comfortably? - No, I'm standing up 282 00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:12,323 Ah Ranjeet, come here and sit down 283 00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:13,363 Have a cup of tea 284 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,323 - There isn't any tea - I'll go and get you a cup 285 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:17,283 Miss Courtney said you have something to tell me 286 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,323 Yes Ranjeet, I am human, you are human 287 00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:23,083 And human beings are fallible! I am fallible, you are fallible 288 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:26,163 Oh no, I am Punjabi 289 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,723 What I am trying to say Ranjeet is... 290 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,673 I've lost your money 291 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,363 Did you hear me? 292 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:38,923 The money you saved to go and visit your mother! I've lost it 293 00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:48,723 Ranjeet 294 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,323 I'm sorry Ranjeet 295 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:03,283 - Good evening - Hello Sid 296 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,003 You look as if you've lost a hundred quid and found ten p. 297 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,083 There's many a true word spoken in jest 298 00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:10,338 Come on! Cheer up 299 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,083 - Have a cigar - No thanks 300 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:14,723 - Things can't be that bad - They're worse 301 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:17,243 Look at me! Yesterday I hadn't got change for 1/2 p 302 00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,203 Today, I could lose a tenner and not notice 303 00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,363 You couldn't lend me two hundred and thirty pounds, could you? 304 00:17:21,493 --> 00:17:22,403 No chance 305 00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:24,233 That's all there was in the envelope 306 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,323 - What envelope? - The envelope I found outside the school 307 00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,843 - You thief - What are you talking about? 308 00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,163 That was Ranjeet's money! 309 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:36,353 - You still got it? - Yeah 310 00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:40,393 Why didn't you hand it in? 311 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,483 - Wait, what are you doing? - Ranjeet, we found your money 312 00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:49,883 Praise to the Holy Guru 313 00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:53,003 I will be able to be visiting my mother 314 00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,843 Oh, she'd be so happy to be seeing me 315 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,803 There's only one hundred and thirty pounds in here 316 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,243 That's right 317 00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:04,163 - Where's the other hundred? - Here 318 00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:06,323 - What is this? - A betting slip 319 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:11,363 I put in on Rainbows end on the 6:15 in the night race at Windsor 320 00:18:11,493 --> 00:18:17,363 6:15! We can still make it lads! Come on everybody quickly! Quickly 321 00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,043 Mr. Brown, what is going on? 322 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,283 We're just taking an early tea break in the betting shop 323 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,283 6:15 at Windsor 324 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:37,163 The horses are lining up for the start and they're off 325 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,323 Come on Rainbows End 326 00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,323 And right away it's Ernies Boy in the lead 327 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,883 Followed by Debs Delight, Golden Wonder and Skylark 328 00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:45,363 Then come Royal Peacock and Slimline 329 00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:46,283 Where is Rainbows End? 330 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,203 And bringing up the rear is Rainbows End 331 00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,393 And that's the order at the bend 332 00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:55,163 With Debs Delight closing a little and Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder 333 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,083 Royal Peacock is dropping back 334 00:18:57,213 --> 00:18:58,923 And who's this coming through on the inside 335 00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:00,113 - Rainbows End? - Slimline 336 00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,843 And as they come into the straight 337 00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:05,433 It's still Ernie's Boy, Debs Delight and Skylark 338 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,123 And here's Rainbows End making a run on the outside 339 00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:09,233 Come on Rainbows End 340 00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,123 And with four furlongs to go its Ernies Boy 341 00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:13,323 Debs Delight and Rainbows End now in third place 342 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:15,283 Ernies Boy is pulling away slightly 343 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,403 But Rainbows End has overtaken Debs Delight and is challenging strongly 344 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,393 Two furlongs to go and Rainbows Ends is gaining on Ernies Boy 345 00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:23,283 They're neck and neck as they come to the post 346 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,243 And at the finish it's Rainbows End by a nose 347 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:29,483 How much are you winning? 348 00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:32,338 At five to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid 349 00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,323 Hundred for you and the rest for me 350 00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:36,163 Come on! Let's go draw it 351 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:40,083 One moment, there's a stewards inquiry 352 00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,363 The red flags gone up 353 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,883 Oh blimey, it's a Russian horse 354 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:52,123 Rainbows End's been disqualified for bumping and has lost 355 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:55,363 We are losing and I won't be able to visit my mother 356 00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:00,243 Poor Ranjeet 357 00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:03,403 He was so much looking forward to seeing his mother 358 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:04,833 He will see his mother 359 00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:08,123 But he was going to be catching plane on Saturday 360 00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:10,298 How can he be getting one Hundred pounds before then? 361 00:20:10,438 --> 00:20:11,883 We'll get it for him 362 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,083 Even if we have to beg, borrow or steal it 363 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,273 Yes, yes! 364 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,443 Excuse please 365 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,003 Thank you 366 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,123 You want photograph! Very cheapo 367 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,923 Three for one poundo 368 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,243 You buy pretty violets for your pretty wife 369 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,313 - You want pretty violets for your pretty wife? - No, thanks duckie 370 00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:37,353 Get your salami sandwiches here 371 00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,323 All made with French bread 372 00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:44,083 Shoeshiner! Shoe shine! Twenty p's 373 00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:46,203 Come on! Shoeshiner 374 00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:51,298 Come on young man! Have your fortune told! Madame Jamila will tell your fortune 375 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:54,163 Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila 376 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:56,963 Please do cross my palms with fifty p. 377 00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:11,403 Come on now! Where's the lady? 378 00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:16,233 That's not the lady, I'm telling you! That's the lady here 379 00:21:17,093 --> 00:21:19,883 I'll do one more for you to show you can be wrong 380 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,233 You can't be wrong all the time 381 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:26,163 - Giant balloons, 25 p each - 25 p. On balloon 382 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,763 There's one for you 383 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,923 Mr. Brown, please hold! Please hold 384 00:21:44,573 --> 00:21:46,483 - Good evening Miss Courtney - Good evening Mr. Brown 385 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,083 I hear you managed to raise the money for Mr. Singhs fare 386 00:21:50,213 --> 00:21:51,843 Yes, he'll be at the airport now 387 00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:55,123 How is he going by plane or balloon? 388 00:21:56,853 --> 00:21:58,923 - You heard about that! - Yes 389 00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:01,338 If there haven't been someone on the roof to catch my legs 390 00:22:01,468 --> 00:22:02,353 Heaven knows where I'd be now 391 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:06,403 Where you usually are Mr. Brown, with your head in the clouds 392 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,483 - Good evening class - Good evening Mr. Brown 393 00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:17,043 Firstly, may I say thank you for all your efforts yesterday 394 00:22:17,173 --> 00:22:18,393 To help me raise the fare for Ranjeet 395 00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,043 No, no! It was a remarkable effort 396 00:22:21,893 --> 00:22:23,323 I wish I could say that for your homework 397 00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:29,283 - I'm not happy with your answers - We are also not happy with the questions 398 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,163 I got an idea 399 00:22:33,493 --> 00:22:35,403 You're not happy, we're not happy 400 00:22:36,053 --> 00:22:38,433 So if you not give us homework, we both be happy 401 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,298 Silence 402 00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:44,083 Look, in the future, you will be given extra homework 403 00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:45,403 And I hope to see some improvement 404 00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,203 Some of you are simply not trying 405 00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:49,003 For example, Max 406 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:53,403 The opposite of anti-meridian is not uncle-meridian but post-meridian 407 00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:58,283 What you're laughing about Giovanni 408 00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:02,443 Your answer to the question write a sentence using a metaphor was unbelievable 409 00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:05,883 But I did write a sentence using a metaphor 410 00:23:06,013 --> 00:23:09,163 Yes, last night I found my girlfriend in a metaphoradream 411 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,923 - Ali - Yes please 412 00:23:15,053 --> 00:23:17,123 For your information, a polygon is a term 413 00:23:17,253 --> 00:23:19,403 used to describe figures with angles and sides 414 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:22,123 and has nothing to do with the disappearing parrot 415 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:27,403 Mr. Brown, Miss would like to have a word with you 416 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,443 Ah, new pupil 417 00:23:28,853 --> 00:23:29,963 Would you like to sit over there? 418 00:23:30,093 --> 00:23:31,923 No sit! Look for Ranjeet 419 00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,323 Well I'm afraid he's not here! He's gone this weekend to visit his mother 420 00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:36,083 As a surprise for her birthday 421 00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:37,483 That is terrible 422 00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,298 - Why, what's the matter? - I am his mother 423 00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:44,323 I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet 424 00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:47,403 You're his mother?